The hunter Girl and Magic Lamps - Kalyuga Begins

Once upon a time, the land of Aryans was blessed with the holiest river on earth and 2^nd most in universe. As the myth goes, holiest of all rivers refused to come on earth due to the presence of non-Aryans. The non-Aryans also known as Goths which has an origin from weird sound they used to make like GluTh (Aryans spell LU as O). The Aryans as a missionary program came to Goths' land to teach them about the advancement in civilization. Goths even if some were originally Aryans have been deep sinking due to self-conceited nature and denying changing with time. These missionary programs were not ordinary one as Goths were a united tribe and feared to kill anyone who dares to be minutely dangerous. Goths even being strong tribe had one weak point, some especially the true Goths' (who had no Aryan descent) love for meat or anything non-veg.

The revival mission started with making the Goth land purer by turning a distributary of Aryan river to non-Aryan land. The land gets purer so does the plant and so the people. But they forgot the fact Goths eat non-veg so the mission will take 10 times more time than originally planned. This made the Aryan gods into taking a drastic decision of sending the best apsara of the king of gods – Urvashi. She was most talented of them all an expert in all form of arts, singing or dancing or even debauching. She was departed with a pair of magical lamps which was to enlighten the Goths and even make the earthly Aryans more godly. The lamps are so magical that any normal earth animal is hypnotised or turned on by the mere heat. And with the expertise of Urvashi in handling similar cases were her flaunty and coquette style the plan was sure shot hit.

When the Goths were partying and polluting the holy river, Urvashi in form of a hunter came in her bedizen and flashy dress. High Boots hunting caps lightened lamps and a lash made of tiger skin, were too hard for Goths to lose focus of her. The mission started with non-Aryan non Goth the alien characters as there was a minimal risk of mass anger, the lamps did there work they got hypnotised and fore played as per her wish. The aliens were so numb that they got stuck for 1/3^rd earth hour, even not a single thought for their alien mates. Apsara laughed in all proud and confidence on her talents and success of plan.

But the full proof plan was not that proof as some people who believed these whole forceful hypnotization as unethical got the weak point out. During the party they made a special vegetarian insane drink which was offered to everyone the Aryans the Goths and also Urvashi. The drink promised to increase the entropy and so happiness and enjoyment of the party, meanwhile people including Urvashi was losing conciseness which made the plan makers go on with the anti-plan. One of the suicide revolutionary went ahead and played with dangers of fire and blew off the lamps with the help of other revolutionary who distracted Urvashi for a mere millisecond.

And hence the god mission failed but all was not over. People take sides; the ignorant one came up with Urvashi and "Gods Order" and raged a war over all who were against. They started destroying properties and beating up the Goth which even disturbed the gods and other Aryans. The matter was taken up to the arbiters of universe but still the war continues due to Lack of transparency from the next day onwards(:P).

So does Kalyuga begins…………..

Are the two girls in white lesbians?

Ps----

1. If you are one of the two girls please don't call your DAD or the dean and don’t take any action against me

2. The characters are fictitious even if they have some resemblance to some real character in some real college.

This is just not any grotesque idea mingling in my mind. There are some concrete proofs to support my belief firstly I always found them wearing dress with dominant colour being white. About the lesbian part, I don’t stress they are actually lesbian in a weird fantasy way but in general have too much liking for each other. As per rumours goes the two had paper danced on the informal stage. Apart rumours the two have been seen always together on any occasion be it on the Dance Workshops (with different guys a point in their defence), or in every proshow night leaving behind all their previous friends they used to be roam around with. The energy they showed being together just displayed the intensity of their liking of each other.

Apple ......root of all evils

*Fiction no relevance to any kind of truth..........

Read only if u are jobless...it’s a complete crap

U think window is some rubbish, just go by the situation after studying 3 days for a single course you figuring out what all crap is in the question paper, only thing I had to do was to appreciate Bill Gates for having initiative for writing 250 million line code for a subject which I was not able to write even 30 lines.

In my childhood Newton uses to be main villain. What he did was finding just 3 equations. For me it meant 6 years of extra study with three years exclusively dedicated to him and his successor. The great guy had not done this Nobel work what peace would have been our life no physics no JEE no IIT and no Frustration and yeah no DESPOPANTIII. Why the hell he didn’t he simply eat that APPLE?

Then come OS and Bill Gates made such sudden development in OS, which made it to be included as Btech course in IIT. And, as the controversial history he was challenged by APPLE to have something better than their OS. And today we all know Mac is only limited to 4% of all computers in world. So whenever APPLE hits someone it’s the apple’s loss, in my case I eat it. Because of apple my next 2 years and next 60-(20+2) =38 is going to be, don’t know what.

So the moral of story is APPLE is the ultimate cause of all the pain in my life.

Institute Elections------Democracy for the privilege??

Being a part of a democratic country I know at least to a basic extent what democracy means. Institute proudly refers the election conducted by it as a democratic one. I not being a great critic but has strong feel against the word. 1^st of all in election all the people who are expected to be mature enough can contest. In India we determine it by having a minimum age limit. But our great insti rules determine it by cgpa. By having such a weird standard does it want to show that people below 7.0 cgpa are not capable enough for any post of responsibility? So called job of responsibility are mainly concerned with management job, and what we are given cgpa is for technical courses which have little direct implication. Even in India we have ministers with minimal educational background, but who have done wonders. Then we have great ‘U’ and ‘W’ rule you get one …… your life gets fucked off. For this point junta we have a lively exam our great MaxP, he used to be a multi talented guy before coming to this democratic place. In IITM u can get disqualified for just writing your name wrong. Can I ask how many of my south Indian friends know what their name is exactly on the institute database?

And if all this were not enough we got NCC thing. The people who have bunked the only camp held in last two years are not eligible for contesting. Is our country Israel??? Are we part of NDA? Do we need to have compulsory military training for our people? Even in all the country having compulsory military training they have one every quarter of a year. We are in IIT were we supposed to be among the most intelligent people of India. To develop our intelligence we need some space in our life. Making us do parade in the very 1^st holiday …is some heck rule. We are that time a bit too much emotionally attached and want to rush to our home … and depriving us of the opportunity can mentally kill someone.

The ratio fundaaa

"For all non math background junta (I mean stupid American undergrads.....as commonly referred by one of our profs) click on http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ratio ."

going onn with ratio being a frustrated despo iitian only ratio rit now we care off is d one @ our campus, as per stats r concerned in my batch we are550+ off which only 50 r girls...n mind it I don't wannna use the offensive term "NON MALE", as many proper girls r now in my orkut frnd list. Continuing with ratio it’s about 11 boys for a single girl and dats a bit too much for an average iitian girl who would rather prefer 11 books to a single guy. Don’t wanna mean girls here r stupid like the Anna ones but they have too many choices ranging frm 10 pointers to Lit studd toblah blah... Even d giveup guys lik me don't lose dere hope. I agree being too much optimistic is not good but in our case dats d only way out. We send arbit scraps to arbit girls, hoping being an iitian; girl will be impressed, but this has only made orkut having a privacy policy for profiles....Making another loss for us, as now not even able to see the pics of chiks.

some facts about 11:1 even if each girl go along with different guy every other sem den also at least 3 out of 11 will be left without any for their whole iit life. Girlssss have long oldddd problem ................of getting commited, our havin stong Indian conservative ethics, so not 3 out of 11 but atleast 10 r deprived. 10/11 of 500 almost equal to 450 which is more than the number of girls in NIFT + WCC+Other """"GIRLSSSS" clg .Even if assume some 150 manage a one from somewhere by putting hazzzaaar fight...we r now left with a figure of 300......except saarang we never have so many Non male characters( including dears) in hostel areas .

Now left with the serious part, how to solve the problem. AS per Mr Dean is concerned on his level he has taken a major step by introducing MA course, and making jee paper easy. But Mr Dean Suggestion for u Y we don't have girls quota rather than obc and all other fucking quotas. 2nd suggestion if not able to get Indian girls get some foreign on the name of student exchange abbreviated as SeX, make it available only for girls, selection should on similar line as off air hostess. Benefit being foreigners don't have old Indian probs so dey can handle more...as dere will be new every semester so it will keep our mind refresh. We have many other streams coming up in IIT y can't we have a Fashion Tech skool in our campus. On our student part we can have joint fest with NIFT or some other chiky college, or we can just go on a joint strike with them for some fuckin issue.