The hunter Girl and Magic Lamps - Kalyuga Begins

Once upon a time, the land of Aryans was blessed with the holiest river on earth and 2^nd most in universe. As the myth goes, holiest of all rivers refused to come on earth due to the presence of non-Aryans. The non-Aryans also known as Goths which has an origin from weird sound they used to make like GluTh (Aryans spell LU as O). The Aryans as a missionary program came to Goths' land to teach them about the advancement in civilization. Goths even if some were originally Aryans have been deep sinking due to self-conceited nature and denying changing with time. These missionary programs were not ordinary one as Goths were a united tribe and feared to kill anyone who dares to be minutely dangerous. Goths even being strong tribe had one weak point, some especially the true Goths' (who had no Aryan descent) love for meat or anything non-veg.

The revival mission started with making the Goth land purer by turning a distributary of Aryan river to non-Aryan land. The land gets purer so does the plant and so the people. But they forgot the fact Goths eat non-veg so the mission will take 10 times more time than originally planned. This made the Aryan gods into taking a drastic decision of sending the best apsara of the king of gods – Urvashi. She was most talented of them all an expert in all form of arts, singing or dancing or even debauching. She was departed with a pair of magical lamps which was to enlighten the Goths and even make the earthly Aryans more godly. The lamps are so magical that any normal earth animal is hypnotised or turned on by the mere heat. And with the expertise of Urvashi in handling similar cases were her flaunty and coquette style the plan was sure shot hit.

When the Goths were partying and polluting the holy river, Urvashi in form of a hunter came in her bedizen and flashy dress. High Boots hunting caps lightened lamps and a lash made of tiger skin, were too hard for Goths to lose focus of her. The mission started with non-Aryan non Goth the alien characters as there was a minimal risk of mass anger, the lamps did there work they got hypnotised and fore played as per her wish. The aliens were so numb that they got stuck for 1/3^rd earth hour, even not a single thought for their alien mates. Apsara laughed in all proud and confidence on her talents and success of plan.

But the full proof plan was not that proof as some people who believed these whole forceful hypnotization as unethical got the weak point out. During the party they made a special vegetarian insane drink which was offered to everyone the Aryans the Goths and also Urvashi. The drink promised to increase the entropy and so happiness and enjoyment of the party, meanwhile people including Urvashi was losing conciseness which made the plan makers go on with the anti-plan. One of the suicide revolutionary went ahead and played with dangers of fire and blew off the lamps with the help of other revolutionary who distracted Urvashi for a mere millisecond.

And hence the god mission failed but all was not over. People take sides; the ignorant one came up with Urvashi and "Gods Order" and raged a war over all who were against. They started destroying properties and beating up the Goth which even disturbed the gods and other Aryans. The matter was taken up to the arbiters of universe but still the war continues due to Lack of transparency from the next day onwards(:P).

So does Kalyuga begins…………..