Apple ......root of all evils

*Fiction no relevance to any kind of truth..........

Read only if u are jobless...it’s a complete crap

U think window is some rubbish, just go by the situation after studying 3 days for a single course you figuring out what all crap is in the question paper, only thing I had to do was to appreciate Bill Gates for having initiative for writing 250 million line code for a subject which I was not able to write even 30 lines.

In my childhood Newton uses to be main villain. What he did was finding just 3 equations. For me it meant 6 years of extra study with three years exclusively dedicated to him and his successor. The great guy had not done this Nobel work what peace would have been our life no physics no JEE no IIT and no Frustration and yeah no DESPOPANTIII. Why the hell he didn’t he simply eat that APPLE?

Then come OS and Bill Gates made such sudden development in OS, which made it to be included as Btech course in IIT. And, as the controversial history he was challenged by APPLE to have something better than their OS. And today we all know Mac is only limited to 4% of all computers in world. So whenever APPLE hits someone it’s the apple’s loss, in my case I eat it. Because of apple my next 2 years and next 60-(20+2) =38 is going to be, don’t know what.

So the moral of story is APPLE is the ultimate cause of all the pain in my life.

Institute Elections------Democracy for the privilege??

Being a part of a democratic country I know at least to a basic extent what democracy means. Institute proudly refers the election conducted by it as a democratic one. I not being a great critic but has strong feel against the word. 1^st of all in election all the people who are expected to be mature enough can contest. In India we determine it by having a minimum age limit. But our great insti rules determine it by cgpa. By having such a weird standard does it want to show that people below 7.0 cgpa are not capable enough for any post of responsibility? So called job of responsibility are mainly concerned with management job, and what we are given cgpa is for technical courses which have little direct implication. Even in India we have ministers with minimal educational background, but who have done wonders. Then we have great ‘U’ and ‘W’ rule you get one …… your life gets fucked off. For this point junta we have a lively exam our great MaxP, he used to be a multi talented guy before coming to this democratic place. In IITM u can get disqualified for just writing your name wrong. Can I ask how many of my south Indian friends know what their name is exactly on the institute database?

And if all this were not enough we got NCC thing. The people who have bunked the only camp held in last two years are not eligible for contesting. Is our country Israel??? Are we part of NDA? Do we need to have compulsory military training for our people? Even in all the country having compulsory military training they have one every quarter of a year. We are in IIT were we supposed to be among the most intelligent people of India. To develop our intelligence we need some space in our life. Making us do parade in the very 1^st holiday …is some heck rule. We are that time a bit too much emotionally attached and want to rush to our home … and depriving us of the opportunity can mentally kill someone.

The ratio fundaaa

"For all non math background junta (I mean stupid American undergrads.....as commonly referred by one of our profs) click on http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ratio ."

going onn with ratio being a frustrated despo iitian only ratio rit now we care off is d one @ our campus, as per stats r concerned in my batch we are550+ off which only 50 r girls...n mind it I don't wannna use the offensive term "NON MALE", as many proper girls r now in my orkut frnd list. Continuing with ratio it’s about 11 boys for a single girl and dats a bit too much for an average iitian girl who would rather prefer 11 books to a single guy. Don’t wanna mean girls here r stupid like the Anna ones but they have too many choices ranging frm 10 pointers to Lit studd toblah blah... Even d giveup guys lik me don't lose dere hope. I agree being too much optimistic is not good but in our case dats d only way out. We send arbit scraps to arbit girls, hoping being an iitian; girl will be impressed, but this has only made orkut having a privacy policy for profiles....Making another loss for us, as now not even able to see the pics of chiks.

some facts about 11:1 even if each girl go along with different guy every other sem den also at least 3 out of 11 will be left without any for their whole iit life. Girlssss have long oldddd problem ................of getting commited, our havin stong Indian conservative ethics, so not 3 out of 11 but atleast 10 r deprived. 10/11 of 500 almost equal to 450 which is more than the number of girls in NIFT + WCC+Other """"GIRLSSSS" clg .Even if assume some 150 manage a one from somewhere by putting hazzzaaar fight...we r now left with a figure of 300......except saarang we never have so many Non male characters( including dears) in hostel areas .

Now left with the serious part, how to solve the problem. AS per Mr Dean is concerned on his level he has taken a major step by introducing MA course, and making jee paper easy. But Mr Dean Suggestion for u Y we don't have girls quota rather than obc and all other fucking quotas. 2nd suggestion if not able to get Indian girls get some foreign on the name of student exchange abbreviated as SeX, make it available only for girls, selection should on similar line as off air hostess. Benefit being foreigners don't have old Indian probs so dey can handle more...as dere will be new every semester so it will keep our mind refresh. We have many other streams coming up in IIT y can't we have a Fashion Tech skool in our campus. On our student part we can have joint fest with NIFT or some other chiky college, or we can just go on a joint strike with them for some fuckin issue.