Saturday, February 9, 2008

The ratio fundaaa

"For all non math background junta (I mean stupid American undergrads.....as commonly referred by one of our profs) click on http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ratio ."

going onn with ratio being a frustrated despo iitian only ratio rit now we care off is d one @ our campus, as per stats r concerned in my batch we are550+ off which only 50 r girls...n mind it I don't wannna use the offensive term "NON MALE", as many proper girls r now in my orkut frnd list. Continuing with ratio it’s about 11 boys for a single girl and dats a bit too much for an average iitian girl who would rather prefer 11 books to a single guy. Don’t wanna mean girls here r stupid like the Anna ones but they have too many choices ranging frm 10 pointers to Lit studd toblah blah... Even d giveup guys lik me don't lose dere hope. I agree being too much optimistic is not good but in our case dats d only way out. We send arbit scraps to arbit girls, hoping being an iitian; girl will be impressed, but this has only made orkut having a privacy policy for profiles....Making another loss for us, as now not even able to see the pics of chiks.

some facts about 11:1 even if each girl go along with different guy every other sem den also at least 3 out of 11 will be left without any for their whole iit life. Girlssss have long oldddd problem ................of getting commited, our havin stong Indian conservative ethics, so not 3 out of 11 but atleast 10 r deprived. 10/11 of 500 almost equal to 450 which is more than the number of girls in NIFT + WCC+Other """"GIRLSSSS" clg .Even if assume some 150 manage a one from somewhere by putting hazzzaaar fight...we r now left with a figure of 300......except saarang we never have so many Non male characters( including dears) in hostel areas .

Now left with the serious part, how to solve the problem. AS per Mr Dean is concerned on his level he has taken a major step by introducing MA course, and making jee paper easy. But Mr Dean Suggestion for u Y we don't have girls quota rather than obc and all other fucking quotas. 2nd suggestion if not able to get Indian girls get some foreign on the name of student exchange abbreviated as SeX, make it available only for girls, selection should on similar line as off air hostess. Benefit being foreigners don't have old Indian probs so dey can handle more...as dere will be new every semester so it will keep our mind refresh. We have many other streams coming up in IIT y can't we have a Fashion Tech skool in our campus. On our student part we can have joint fest with NIFT or some other chiky college, or we can just go on a joint strike with them for some fuckin issue.

25 comments:

Anonymous said...

Pucchu baba ki jai ho .. arre aap toh heera hain .. heera .. bas thodi fight maariye .. aur despo pana mat dikhaiye. Bandhiyan flat ho jaayengi aapki stlye se .. :P ..

But yeah .. on a more serious note, this issue of girls changes the very lifestlye of an average IITian. He gives up on his dressing sense, loses intrest in social activities, becomes desperate to be friends with a female .. what not!! .. hah also in some cases, he turns gay .. :P ..

The blog reminds me of one of the personal statements that Prahlad Kakkad made last Saarang. He said the boys in here can as well give up looking for a good female on the campus, and then turning to a girl said .. these are the years of your life. Hook up with all kinds of boys you want to, cos no ones going to notice you outside insti. :)

Rohit Kumar Chemudupati said...

Sirf Puchchu hi nahi... MaxP ki bhi jai ho!!! Mast likha hai yaar... Aur ekdum sach... MaxP ne toh mere dil ki saari baatein chheen li...
Main bas itna kahoonga ki Tu aur bhi khoob saara likh!! Aise hi.. mast!!

Naman Somani said...

GAWD MAX.....
kya baat he phuchu meri baat maan to tuh ek to national male:female ratio pe study kar ke critic ban jaa aur yeh blog HRD forward kar de agar unme thodi si bhi Straightness bachi he( i hope u got what i mean) to voh is baat par zaroor action lenge :)
aur esse hi humari zindagi ki baaki vyatha par bhi apna ucch koti ka paksh rakhe aur is andhiyare ko door karne ki koshish kare.....

Rohit R said...

Puccchu the despo MAXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX

Anonymous said...

wonder why this issue is affecting you; i mean, you of all people...there are many junta who aren't that unaware of your non-straight tendencies..so u getting despo for girls is SO NOT IN ;)

MaxP said...

@Guddu .. Thanks yaar for motivating me .. :) .. I was just thinking of starting a blog. Will do it sometime soon now. :)

Anonymous said...

Max p meri jaan tu apni last 3 months par blog likh daal were u got some 4-5 gals and max of dem dumped dere exBf's includin insti one

utkarsh garekar said...

warning:this comment may contain offence(for the blogger)

did you write this article with all your heart or just to put pseud?

having had enuf experience of being "your cool buddy" and your 'gayish' antics,it's tough to take in the belief of you being despo for SeX.

Anonymous said...

As in iit lang.....don get despo bout gals.....
iitians r not there where they r to get committed n plan their "DATING".....!
They r there to nurture the contry's resourses n leave the girl like thing for us(midiocre college studs)....
So dont worry u will get ur piece of **male as soon as u come out of there.....till then we r there to take care of ur future prospects in that sense.....to ab peace mar na yaar.....!

MaxP said...

Aha .. main likhta jaroor .. lekin fir woh blog un paanchon mein se koi bhi bandhi nahin padh paayegi naa .. warna life mein maajar pain ho jaayega .. Sab ek saath mujhe dump maarengi :P

Unknown said...

abe is baar to yeh lounda chaa gaya ...
apni saari despo "panti" isne yahaan nikal dii

vaneet said...

like a true iitian...gawdmaxxxx
sahi hai phuchu...
woh joint strike stud hai...bihari hai saale...toh ladkiyon ke liye bhi strike...lekin stud hai bhai

Anonymous said...

writing is too good.....but contents are 2 trivial man...
and btw,so far we have been lucky enuf to jerk off our frustration thru LAN, else think of those days, when LAN wasnt there in IITM

abhinav narain said...

Macha.
knock it off, u aint gonna get any attention from "non males" even if u blasphame them
get over it before it get overs u da

Taz said...

muaahhhhhhhhhh !!
puchhu bhai aaap to chaa gaye ... bas puri tarah ... maxp ne bach tasi kasar bhi puri kar di .. u rock !
:D

Navneet said...

hats off to anand
well well well...
i have known this boy for sometime...
16 years..
the way u have placed the words is awesome. i could not this is you... i hav known u for ur science subjects and general knowledge but this article was aweeee bole to tum "pela" hai..
well as far as ur issue i know ur girl is waitin somewhere and believe me college life is full of fun even without girls..
and du u realy like some one in ur college?
if yes then try wisely for that girl..
if not " WE ALL BOYS ROCK YAAR... BE COOL AND THANDA YAHI HIA LIF KA FUNDA"
HAI NA...

the highest green queen said...

Dude.... Get a life!!!!
If you are not finding gals then turn bicurious.... and the theory about introducing new branches will get more gals will not work..... there is a more deeper reason for lack of gals in iits.....

p.s. You must be real big time looser if you are not able to use your iit tag to get gals.....

happyfeet said...

@phuchu
this blog is an absolute class with ur unique style of doing things and surprising everyone as always , never expected that u could put ur humour in writing as precisely as u have done...all hats off to you .....
@sectumsempra
dude i would say only one thing ...there is one problem with this iit tag ....it raises the level ..i hope this fits into ur understanding......and on a more serious note .....for wise people like us ..gals are not the measure of success .....

andy aka phuchu said...

ps sectumsempra is girl from IIT so avoid using Dude for her

Shounak said...

an extremely lame post.............

deepak J said...

can u be more country ???

Abhishek said...

@deepak
yes, he can!
@phuchu
whatever the content, nobody can match your style.

MaxP said...

Absolutely DS .. he has got a style of his own .. You just got to like it :)

Anonymous said...

anand baba ki jai ho .... despo panti ki haaddd hoti hai yaar .. :D

Akshari said...

Pucchu bhai .. aapka blog itne din baad padha .. mast likha hai yaar :)

Waise woh canteen waali bandhi ke saath chakkar abhi bhi chal raha hai kya? :P